$trategic KPI + %Synergy% = Love
by Mary-Jane Leo
(*edit: published in Ceriph 4, available at BooksActually, Kinokuniya, and GRAPHEME zine lab. Thanks good people who reblogged with this info!)
Mary was lonely and needed a Partner with the same >!> Strategic Thrusts <!< in life- that is, she wanted a love who liked rainy days and cloudwatching adventures in spain tumbling tumbling tumbling away d o w n rabbit holes. This aim had not been in her purrrrview. Living in an enclosed bubble as a minion (Class 3.14) of a Class 10 Senior MGR, she was often using Microsoft Outlook and Lotus Notes efficiently. She arrived at the office reception at 8.47am so that she could reach her table at 8.48am so that she could pee by 8.52am so that she could go to the pantry and queue behind other minions to fill her glass jug by 8.58am so that she could go back to her cubicle turn on the laptop, wait for the light to glow blue, and sit down, ready, by 9am.
$trategic KPI + %Synergy% = Love
by Mary-Jane Leo
(*edit: published in Ceriph 4, available at BooksActually, Kinokuniya, and GRAPHEME zine lab. Thanks good people who reblogged with this info!)
Mary was lonely and needed a Partner with the same >!> Strategic Thrusts <!< in life- that is, she wanted a love who liked rainy days and cloudwatching adventures in spain tumbling tumbling tumbling away d o w n rabbit holes. This aim had not been in her purrrrview. Living in an enclosed bubble as a minion (Class 3.14) of a Class 10 Senior MGR, she was often using Microsoft Outlook and Lotus Notes efficiently. She arrived at the office reception at 8.47am so that she could reach her table at 8.48am so that she could pee by 8.52am so that she could go to the pantry and queue behind other minions to fill her glass jug by 8.58am so that she could go back to her cubicle turn on the laptop, wait for the light to glow blue, and sit down, ready, by 9am.
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